Little Green Ghouls, Buddy!

My brother used to start a lot of his sentences with "when I grow up and I'm a butterfly". This was my favorite thing for a long time.

I’m not sure what my favorite thing is right now.
I’ll let you know.
tomoatmeal: I don’t mean to sound racist, but thanks to my dog Eric, every time I look at a pug, I can’t help thinking, “Gee, I wonder what stupid thing that idiot is about to do.”

tomoatmeal:

I don’t mean to sound racist, but thanks to my dog Eric, every time I look at a pug, I can’t help thinking, “Gee, I wonder what stupid thing that idiot is about to do.”

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    probably eat horse poo, or another dogs poo, or anythings throw up; pugs are sort of very ying and yang, they are the...
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