Little Green Ghouls, Buddy!

My brother used to start a lot of his sentences with "when I grow up and I'm a butterfly". This was my favorite thing for a long time.

I’m not sure what my favorite thing is right now.
I’ll let you know.

"No, But I Roofied Your Drink": We Need to Talk about Keith* (*Fake Name)

nobutiroofiedyourdrink:

Backstory. I decided to give OkCupid a try a couple months ago because, well, why not? I’m thinking 23 is pretty much the best I’m going to look naked and I hate trying to charm my way into drinks at bars. Plus some of the cooler lesbians I know found cool ladiez on there. I was curious to see if…

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    You should probably start following Marina’s dating blog.
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    Exactly enough time...with the Internet.
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