Little Green Ghouls, Buddy!

My brother used to start a lot of his sentences with "when I grow up and I'm a butterfly". This was my favorite thing for a long time.

I’m not sure what my favorite thing is right now.
I’ll let you know.

nedhepburn:

She makes hard-shell tacos which is a total newbie thing to do but other than that this is pretty much everything I want in a woman, right here. 

kylekinane:

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: You say “making tacos drunk” like there’s another way to make tacos.

[myharto / thanks meo!]

This is my wife, whoever this is. Come home. I miss you. You are my wife.

-A. I have been drinking under the table. -HELLO!

-So you forgot the lettuce before you drink so whah you gonna… how you gonna make it… how you gonna do it?

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    I finally found my wife on tumblr! I thought I was never going to see you again after I found you on youtube!
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    ^ You’re welcome.
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    “A I have been drinking under the table.. Hello!” LOL Gets me every time
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    I love My Drunk Kitchen.
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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    this girl is my favouritest
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    This is my favorite youtube channel
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    LOL i love this girl
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    New favorite youtube series.
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    saw this… was like this sucks…. kept watching… i lied its amazing
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