November 2011
3 posts
Watchbenjoseph:
The Six Ways You’ll See Your Dad. Definitely the most sincere thing I’ve ever written for CollegeHumor. I promise it won’t happen again.
Adventures in Depression →
June 2011
25 posts
“My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him...”
– Norman N. (oldmansearch) on Twitter (via rickyv)
galebeggy:
I mean she what is is really1?/
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“He who warned the British that they weren’t gonna be taking away our arms by...”
– Sarah Palin, on Paul Revere (via joshruben)
This just in: Sarah Palin is Gale Beggy.
"No, But I Roofied Your Drink": What's Your Return... →
nobutiroofiedyourdrink:
One dark stormy night in NYC, a short, dark, and mildly attractive man approached me. He also was significantly older, which I had previously entertained the idea of, but never fulfilled. As a female in finance who is used to having borderline creepy crushes on my older male coworkers, this has…
"No, But I Roofied Your Drink": We Need to Talk... →
nobutiroofiedyourdrink:
Backstory. I decided to give OkCupid a try a couple months ago because, well, why not? I’m thinking 23 is pretty much the best I’m going to look naked and I hate trying to charm my way into drinks at bars. Plus some of the cooler lesbians I know found cool ladiez on there. I was curious to see if…
"The Hangover" and the Age of the Jokeless Comedy →
I am a huge Apatow fan but this is a great article nonetheless.
dangurewitch:
“The films of Phillips and Apatow arrived as an antidote to tired, mechanistically joke-driven comedies, like the reference-packed “Scary Movie” clones. But their movies wound up acting as a kind of comedic nerve gas, wiping out joke-comedies en masse.”
A conversation I’ve had a lot, now in convenient article...
arane:
“We will love again, just not each other.”
— William Fitzsimmons
nedhepburn:
Chumbawumba “Tubthumping”
Rocked...
A list of French words & phrases used by English... →
bon mot -well chosen word(s), particularly a witty remark
les boules- (vulgar) literally “the balls”; meaning that whatever you are talking about is dreadful
Cherchez la femme- literally “look for the woman.” The implication is that a man behaves out of character or in an otherwise inexplicable manner because he is trying to cover up an affair with a woman, or trying to...
N'est-ce pas?: Why am I still awake? It’s 4:27AM.... →
sometimessomeday:
Why am I still awake? It’s 4:27AM.
I went to a fancy yacht club restaurant and was thinking about this at one point:
I think that everyone is jaded. Society spews out money to people, some have a lot and some have none. Regardless, everyone adapts. Everyone acts like this is the way they are…
My eloquently pissed off friend, Lauren, whom I adore.
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May 2011
12 posts
That speech could have only been improved if Obama...
and said “Hu—whhhhaatt?”
April 2011
26 posts
“My hat is old, my teeth are gold.
I have a bird I like to hold.
My shoe is...”
– One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
“i bealive this truly and i’ wwill say this and i truly belive this, i do, i...”
– (via galebeggy) Aye men
“They have been talking about a journey into the interior. They know the dangers...”
– Carol Emshwiller (via -mints)